Because the woodpecker.
With a woodpecker
Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
A bird that talks in morse code!
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
A bird who knocks before delivering its message!
A headbanger!
Didn't wake up this morning...
For Harambe.
He was sappy
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
A crab apple!
Well an erection of course.
He votes!
Because there's more birds in it.
When it goes cheep!
Reply to her message within a minute
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
A stick.
Mourning wood