Because the woodpecker.
With a woodpecker
Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
A bird that talks in morse code!
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
A bird who knocks before delivering its message!
A headbanger!
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Wing Chun
Because he has a woodpecker!
Wooden you like to know
He was sappy
Because freedom rings.
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
They stop delivering.
They don't deliver on Sunday
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Their peckers are on their heads.
They were both caused by a message from god.
By bee-mail.
Gee, I'm a tree.
Mourning wood