Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.