Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.