Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.