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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.