Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.