Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.