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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!