Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en