Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Edward Snowed-in

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Edward Snowed-in!

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.