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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin