Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.