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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.