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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.