Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.