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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.