Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.