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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.