Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin