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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Force of Hobbit.

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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A conductor.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.