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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Resort Jokes More Resort Jokes

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!