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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!