What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.