What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.