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Resort Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.