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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

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What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?

Successive approximations.

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know