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How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.