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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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Play with its citorus

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Rattle-snakes.

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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She soldered on.

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Charles your luck on the lottery!

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.