How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.