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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Kingdom Jokes More Kingdom Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.