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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Kingdom Jokes More Kingdom Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.