How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!