What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home