What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)