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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas!

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.