What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to