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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home