What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!