What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.