What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell