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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Who's gonna be Batman?

Leaves Earth*

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell