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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.