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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.