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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.