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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.