What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.