I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(
She wanted to be a nurse.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
They always take things literally.
People tell you.
Because they lactose.
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
They're starting to get quite dark
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Removed
A heroine addict.
They're obsessed with rigid bodies!