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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

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Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.