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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.