Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes