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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.