Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.