Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Previous Random Joke Next
Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

George Michael Jokes More George Michael Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.