What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.