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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.