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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Where do all the normies play?

In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.