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Faith Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.