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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.