What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More