What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More