What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.