What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.