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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

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What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.