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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

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Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Aretha Franklin Jokes More Aretha Franklin Jokes

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.