What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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Because guitars make music.

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The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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By using a bottle opener

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Pop,goes the weasel.

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What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.