What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.