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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.