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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...