How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!