Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Nuts and bolts

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Both have had to adjust for inflation.

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Their lips are moving.

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Deflated

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Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof