Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.