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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof