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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.