Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Because it would

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Because he was running on CP time.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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What's Tom Brady's favorite sport?

Softball.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.