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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?

Inflation.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Whichever Jokes More Whichever Jokes

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served