Presidential Candidate Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.