How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.