How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.