How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.