How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.