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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.