What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Previous Random Joke Next
Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.