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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!