What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.