What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.