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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet