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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman