Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.