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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!