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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre