What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.