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What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What personal space?

My dog

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds