What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!