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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Church.

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!