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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.