What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.