What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!