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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.