What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.