Olive.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
Explaining his wife.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
They all can! Houses can't jump!
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
Disney spells.
It runs in his jeans.
This guy!
Because the photon was incoherent.