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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.