What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally