What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.