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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)