Olive.
It was armed.
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
A joke.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
The reindeer
I'll live...
Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
It runs in his jeans.
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.