1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
They stay with 3 ho's
Reptile disfunction
Narcolepsy
A balaclava.
Because they all involve iPatches.
After the ring, you wake up!
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A wedding ring!
