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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.