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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!