What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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