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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!