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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic