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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!