What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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