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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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