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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

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What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!