What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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