It keeps getting agitated
A banana in the washing machine.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!
Somebody threw the towel in.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Give her a shovel.
A washing machine
Sister Matic!
A wash and wear wolf
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Sister-Matic
An elephant in a washing machine!
I'm serious... help.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
To see how long she slept.
A tournament
A frog in a blender.
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
The laundromat.
Her mother leaves.
By using a bottle opener
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
A tiger moth!
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Snowoman no cry.
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*