Washing Machine Jokes

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

Washing Machine Jokes

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's yellow and goes around?

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

Why did the washing machine stop?

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

What is agitated buy joyful?

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

What's grey and goes round and round?

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

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