It keeps getting agitated
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A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A banana in the washing machine.
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!
Somebody threw the towel in.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
Give her a shovel.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
A washing machine
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
Give her a slap
Sister Matic!
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
A wash and wear wolf
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Sister-Matic
An elephant in a washing machine!
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
I'm serious... help.
Cut off his nose.
Terrier-fied!
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
SINGLE
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
A two-weeker
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Mini-Mum
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
