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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.