Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!