Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes