The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
Septembrus
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
They're writing their last will and testament.
Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Just sayin.
