Carefully!
A hug and a little quiche.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
The Easter Barney!
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Just sayin.
Chutney.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Squidnappers!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Cherpies.
They were scared of sparks flying.
Get out of the way.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
A cab.
They we're tied!
BOO! Langerieeee!
When it's French fried.
His prime-mate!
They're ape purists
They both said they were just going to the store
In bearracks.
