Carefully!
A hug and a little quiche.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
The Easter Barney!
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Just sayin.
Chutney.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
It's all in the grip.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
I'm serious... help.
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
They speak with forked tongues!
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
One. After that the basket won't be empty.
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
Omelette you finish.
He was second to Nun.
He got crped out.
They are always packing their trunk!
You give her a test-tickle.
