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What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever