What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!