What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps