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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps