What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.