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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!