Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
A what?
Change.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
None, it is a hardware issue!
Secretary: My lawyer.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Chutney.