How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.