Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
It's not a bulb it's a globe.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Who says it's dark
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Carefully!
