It's not a bulb it's a globe.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
