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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver