How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.