How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.