How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.