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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!