What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose.