What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)