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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???