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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???