Bad Joke Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

What is your biggest weakness?

Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"

Funny Jokes More Funny Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!