Timing
A redditor
Unicorny
You skip the punchline.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Booo
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
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Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...
I'll show myself out.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
I dunno, I just repost them.
A corn snake
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
You reddit.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
Because 7 8 9.
Because 7 8 9!
Oh, you're a redditor?
M'alaydy
Because they are always spotted!
It couldn't find the right spot.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Roll a 40 down the street.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts