Bad Joke Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Penalty Jokes More Penalty Jokes

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red