Bad Joke Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Funny Jokes More Funny Jokes

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".