Bad Joke Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Pun Ishment Jokes More Pun Ishment Jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.