Bad Joke Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

With a low "ha"

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

I j k

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

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Which one is yours?

Say, "I haven't picked one out yet!" It's worth it.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Example Jokes More Example Jokes

What is your biggest weakness?

Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"

What's an example of pleonasm?

Troublesome Woman

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.