Timing
A redditor
Unicorny
You skip the punchline.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Booo
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...
I'll show myself out.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
I dunno, I just repost them.
A corn snake
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
You reddit.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
Life
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
Me: Let's not rush things, OK
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
Let's Rock and Roll.
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Soup
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Because he was always spotted.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
It's already run out of battery.
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.