Bad Joke Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.