Bad Joke Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

I j k

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts