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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.