A one trip pony
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Get hammered.
He didn't jump high enough.
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
The baby can't carry the mother.
The pharmacy.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
