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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.