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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*