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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.