What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.