What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's