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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next