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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next