What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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Where does a mansplainer get his water?

From a well, actually.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.