What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.