What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!