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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.