What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*