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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.