What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

Carry loaded weapons.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.