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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE