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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!