Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING