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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!