Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.