Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

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How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.