Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.